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Chuck Norris

Post by Darth Pyrinikon on Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:56 pm

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Re: Chuck Norris

Post by sis4 on Fri Jan 06, 2012 6:28 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch, he decides what time it is.

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Post by Hutch on Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:39 pm

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter

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Post by Hutch on Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:58 pm

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals that chuck norris has allowed to live

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Post by Guest on Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:31 pm

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

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Post by Hutch on Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:13 pm

As a prank, Chuck Norris peed into a semi truck. Today that truck is now known as Octimus Prime

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Post by Hutch on Sat Feb 25, 2012 1:55 am

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four with only three moves

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Post by pugsmonster on Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:25 pm

chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together

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Post by Kaytlin on Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:24 pm

ok first comes the universe then the planet and then Chuck Norris............just kidding Chuck Norris came first!

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Post by pugsmonster on Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:07 am

when the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

They wanted to put chuck Norris on mount Rushmore but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard

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Post by Hutch on Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:54 am

When a zombie bites Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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Post by Short Circuit on Sat May 12, 2012 4:43 am

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he is not really pushing up, he is pushing the world down

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