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Post by pugsmonster on Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:49 pm

is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants

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Post by Brian on Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:50 pm

Guy walks up to a girl and says" Do you have a vagina" If you do were going out

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Post by Hutch on Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:58 pm

Guy walks up to a girl and says "Did you just come from little Cesars? Because your hot and I'm ready"

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Post by Brian on Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:38 am


  • That dress would look great......... on the floor next to my bed.

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Post by Brian on Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:39 am

Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

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Post by Short Circuit on Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:23 am

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

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Post by pugsmonster on Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:00 am

I know it's not Christmas, but santa's laps always ready

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Post by Short Circuit on Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:14 pm

Oi, you, grab your coat, you've pulled

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Post by Brian on Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:29 pm

You must work at Subway ’cause you just gave me a foot long.”

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Post by Galvenite on Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:12 pm

Are u a parking ticket becuase u have fine all over u

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Post by Darth Pyrinikon on Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:51 pm

Is that a ladder in your tights? or is that the stairway to heaven?

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